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Little ironies

Source: http://www.duskyswondersite.com Dog doesn’t run I pet-sat my neighbor’s dog one weekend a few years ago and was delighted that she enjoyed jogging alongside me. I was so smitten that I decided...

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It’s all good…

I woke up to the sound of paper shredding. It came from the vicinity of my desk. Was it my tax papers? Oh the horror! I flew out of bed to see that my daughter had woken up from her nap and was quietly...

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How dare you call me that?

“You see ma’am, you’re 40, and at that age we need to do things a little differently!” That was the doctor explaining to me that I needed medication to help shrink the alien monsters that have been...

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Little Ironies: Part 2

I hid it from myself! In a hurry to unpack groceries and keep my secret chocolate stash out of sight from the kids (I don’t share my chocolate, it’s my only indulgence — my therapy — my sprinkles), I...

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Who knew getting dirty could feel so good?

yahoo images (ashleyannphotography.com) “I was a kid. There was dirt. We met and fell in love. The end” Haha, I love that line! Falling in love is a beautiful thing – – even if it is with dirt! Loving...

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Die Laughing

Yahoo images: drinkfromthedeep.org I spent most of the day in deep thought. I worked alone this shift, so there was no one to interrupt and it felt great!  The trouble with giving my mind such freedom...

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Freedom to be yourself

Tomorrow, if the good Lord allows my eyes to open to see another day, I will be celebrating another birthday – – the big 41!! Source:http://www.couchavenue.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Birthday.jpg...

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Tag! You’re it!!

Image source: Google images (thegoagencyusa.com) Before we jump in, here’s a refresher of the Liebster Award Rules: Thank the one who nominated you: Display the Liebster award logo of choice: Answer...

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Unplanned stay-cation

Image source: facebook Im not used to sitting still yet here I am with a few unplanned days off with my little one home too. If I’m not going to work then she’s not going to daycare. That’s just the...

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Wisdom of children

Image source: Google images (maxisciences.com) We can see the ocean from our kitchen window, and if we want to walk along the beach, it’s just 5 min walk away. Its presence is so powerful yet soothing...

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What happened to 15?

Munchkin: One, two, three, four, five, Six, seven, eight, nine, ten, Eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, sixteen. Me: Wait! Fourteen, sixteen? What happened to fifteen? Munchkin: There’s no fifteen!...

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Bad box!!!

Image Source: Yahoo Images (inventorysystemsoftware.wordpress.com) Sometimes I save shipping boxes for little projects in progress as a way of keeping things contained and out of the reach of my young...

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Freedom to be yourself

Tomorrow, if the good Lord allows my eyes to open to see another day, I will be celebrating another birthday – – the big 41!! Source:http://www.couchavenue.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Birthday.jpg...

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Disengage

Munchkin: Mom. Me: No answer. Munchkin: Mom! Me: No answer. Munchkin: Mom why won’t you answer? Me: No answer. Munchkin: Mom, if you don’t answer you’re gonna have a time out! Me: No answer (while...

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“It’s 5 pm, time for dinner!” says the dog.

I’ve had my dog ever since she was 7 months old — rescued her from the ASPCA. She is now 8 years old and all this time I have never fed her at 5 pm, well at least not on a consistent basis. As a matter...

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It’s all good…

I woke up to the sound of paper shredding. It came from the vicinity of my desk. Was it my tax papers? Oh the horror! I flew out of bed to see that my daughter had woken up from her nap and was quietly...

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Little Ironies: Part 2

I hid it from myself! In a hurry to unpack groceries and keep my secret chocolate stash out of sight from the kids (I don’t share my chocolate, it’s my only indulgence — my therapy — my sprinkles), I...

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Disengage

Munchkin: Mom. Me: No answer. Munchkin: Mom! Me: No answer. Munchkin: Mom why won’t you answer? Me: No answer. Munchkin: Mom, if you don’t answer you’re gonna have a time out! Me: No answer (while...

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Constantly toiling…

Quote from “Shakespeare’s Sonnets” by William Shakespeare – “Weary with toil, I haste me to my bed, The dear respose for limbs with travel tir’d; But then begins a journey in my head To work my mind,...

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The Guru’s Words 

When you make pasta and sauce it is imperative that the sauce is covering the pasta evenly. It must look appealing to the eye. Use the ladle wisely. The Guru has spoken…

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